Reflex Gamer: The Magazine: The Blog II

It’s 2009; What century is it in Japan?

It's good to know that the ancient art of blackface isn't lost of the tiny, pasty game developers, at least.

The 360 Elite: Taking it one step at a time

For those of you thinking of getting a 360 who were delighted by Microsoft's gimping the HD cables but don't think it's quite expensive enough, then Microsoft is thinking on your level! In what's sure to become some nationally-printed story about the heartwarming tale of a retard who struggled against all ...

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2… now with a GAME!

Over on our disused web store, I finally got around to updating and in fact implementing the PS3 section. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes out soon, and it'll probably be a fun military shooter. But lordy lord, the PR schills at Activision need to figure a few things ...

1st Annual Wolfenstein Ass-Kissing Awards announced and held simultaneously

Tonight I was going to review Batman: Arkham Asylum, but as it installed the shop's PS3 yellow-lit. I expected it to happen earlier; I had purchased the 60GB model from some idiot who didn't treat it very well for $150 almost two years ago. Diet Mike is coming over in ...

360 Elite to be renamed 360 Breakdown Black Kinda Hardcore

Today's update from our account rep informed us that the Xbox360 Elite will be shipping in a new configuration on the 10th of this month, minus the HDMI and HD AV cables, now with regular AV. Attached was a message from Microsoft's Retail Account Executive Jamie Merrill, stating that "This ...

Green Acres

Facebook is an exceptional way to waste time. Studies have proven that people who maintain social relations are much healthier and Facebook offers a way to do so. Keep in touch with friends! Stalk people you are too afraid to talk to in person! Farm!... Farm? Two Farming games have ...

Boomzap excited they can make games, sounds like “Booze Map”

It's actually nice to see a developer so enthused about their jobs, so I'll skip the usual pedantic shit-flinging and get right to it; Gamedev.com, a site mostly known for giving fanboys false hopes, has hosted an article by Boomzap employee or honcho -it's unclear which- Christopher Natsuume, a man ...

Call of Juarez Appreciation Week ends late

We haven't been able to bring ourselves to this point. Call of Juarez Appreciation Week was a magical time when we were all able to come together in our common hatred of one horrible game. For one golden week I didn't bait Mike about his love of Shenmue and he ...

What other people appreciate about Call of Juarez

From the fan forum I saw somebody advertising on Joystiq: To be fair, there are two more topics in another sub-board. Same dude asking if his machine will run Bound in Blood, twice.

What I truly appreciate about Call of Juarez

There's a loading screen in the original game telling you the best way to fight giant spiders. "Giant spiders" is industry lingo for "We give up! This is a crappy game and we don't need to stretch our brittle imaginations!" Quit the game and you've won. It's as simple as that. Look ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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