Author: Vance
October 9th 2009
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It's good to know that the ancient art of blackface isn't lost of the tiny, pasty game developers, at least.
Author: Vance
September 16th 2009
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For those of you thinking of getting a 360 who were delighted by Microsoft's gimping the HD cables but don't think it's quite expensive enough, then Microsoft is thinking on your level!
In what's sure to become some nationally-printed story about the heartwarming tale of a retard who struggled against all ...
Author: Vance
September 1st 2009
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Over on our disused web store, I finally got around to updating and in fact implementing the PS3 section. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes out soon, and it'll probably be a fun military shooter. But lordy lord, the PR schills at Activision need to figure a few things ...
Author: Vance
August 22nd 2009
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Tonight I was going to review Batman: Arkham Asylum, but as it installed the shop's PS3 yellow-lit. I expected it to happen earlier; I had purchased the 60GB model from some idiot who didn't treat it very well for $150 almost two years ago. Diet Mike is coming over in ...
Author: Vance
August 6th 2009
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Today's update from our account rep informed us that the Xbox360 Elite will be shipping in a new configuration on the 10th of this month, minus the HDMI and HD AV cables, now with regular AV. Attached was a message from Microsoft's Retail Account Executive Jamie Merrill, stating that "This ...
Author: Emil
August 1st 2009
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Facebook is an exceptional way to waste time. Studies have proven that people who maintain social relations are much healthier and Facebook offers a way to do so. Keep in touch with friends! Stalk people you are too afraid to talk to in person! Farm!... Farm? Two Farming games have ...
Author: Vance
July 31st 2009
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It's actually nice to see a developer so enthused about their jobs, so I'll skip the usual pedantic shit-flinging and get right to it; Gamedev.com, a site mostly known for giving fanboys false hopes, has hosted an article by Boomzap employee or honcho -it's unclear which- Christopher Natsuume, a man ...
Author: Vance
July 26th 2009
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We haven't been able to bring ourselves to this point. Call of Juarez Appreciation Week was a magical time when we were all able to come together in our common hatred of one horrible game. For one golden week I didn't bait Mike about his love of Shenmue and he ...
Author: Vance
July 12th 2009
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From the fan forum I saw somebody advertising on Joystiq:
To be fair, there are two more topics in another sub-board. Same dude asking if his machine will run Bound in Blood, twice.
Author: Vance
July 11th 2009
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There's a loading screen in the original game telling you the best way to fight giant spiders.
"Giant spiders" is industry lingo for "We give up! This is a crappy game and we don't need to stretch our brittle imaginations!"
Quit the game and you've won. It's as simple as that. Look ...