Reflex Gamer: The Magazine: The Blog II

Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...

I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...

3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.

DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

BLOOD BOWL, A MANLY GAME FOR MEN WHO ARE MANLY, AND MEN

I fell in love with this game in the middle of the tutorial. A little text box instructed me to tell one of my line backers to commit a foul. A right click brought a human player football player to run up to an unconscious rat man and kick him ...

Ghostbusters rocks, Anime Expo sucks. Mass Effect 2 also sucks.

The Ghostbusters game is now down to $20, with the exception of the late PSP version. Then again, only the next gen versions were worth a damn, so go pick it up now. Apparently Anime Expo just lost up to 80% or its staff, or will in the near future, because ...

LittleBigPlanet

I was going to review this game, now that I've purchased the Pirates of the Caribbean add-on. But with the inclusion of water effects and buoyancy that seems to have been planned from the start, and I can safely say that you should definitely own this one. The only thing I'm ...

A little drunken announcement

Reflex Gamer is now a bit of a misleading title. Like anybody else, we listen to music, watch movies, and drunkenly harangue police officers after they charge hobos with "trespassing" instead of "attempting to mug store owners, assault and battery, and being obvious crackheads". This website will now randomly contain ...

Bayonetta: The fine line between porn and game?

We just received Sega's PR coverage report on Bayonetta, the upcoming porno schoolteacher with the Devil May Cry schtick game for PS3 and 360. It has a couple of moist, derisive snorts from the PR blather, including the rather uncertain headline proudly blaring that "Bayonetta has the potential to be ...

When box art searches go wrong

This is easily the weirdest damn thing I've seen when trying to find DS box art to add to the store website: I'm... really not sure what it is.

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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