Author: Emil
February 4th 2010
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I fell in love with this game in the middle of the tutorial. A little text box instructed me to tell one of my line backers to commit a foul. A right click brought a human player football player to run up to an unconscious rat man and kick him ...
Author: Vance
January 28th 2010
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The Ghostbusters game is now down to $20, with the exception of the late PSP version. Then again, only the next gen versions were worth a damn, so go pick it up now.
Apparently Anime Expo just lost up to 80% or its staff, or will in the near future, because ...
Author: Vance
January 15th 2010
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I was going to review this game, now that I've purchased the Pirates of the Caribbean add-on. But with the inclusion of water effects and buoyancy that seems to have been planned from the start, and I can safely say that you should definitely own this one.
The only thing I'm ...
Author: Vance
December 21st 2009
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Reflex Gamer is now a bit of a misleading title. Like anybody else, we listen to music, watch movies, and drunkenly harangue police officers after they charge hobos with "trespassing" instead of "attempting to mug store owners, assault and battery, and being obvious crackheads". This website will now randomly contain ...
Author: Vance
December 19th 2009
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We just received Sega's PR coverage report on Bayonetta, the upcoming porno schoolteacher with the Devil May Cry schtick game for PS3 and 360. It has a couple of moist, derisive snorts from the PR blather, including the rather uncertain headline proudly blaring that "Bayonetta has the potential to be ...
Author: Vance
November 26th 2009
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This is easily the weirdest damn thing I've seen when trying to find DS box art to add to the store website:
I'm... really not sure what it is.
Author: Vance
October 9th 2009
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It's good to know that the ancient art of blackface isn't lost of the tiny, pasty game developers, at least.
Author: Vance
September 16th 2009
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For those of you thinking of getting a 360 who were delighted by Microsoft's gimping the HD cables but don't think it's quite expensive enough, then Microsoft is thinking on your level!
In what's sure to become some nationally-printed story about the heartwarming tale of a retard who struggled against all ...
Author: Vance
September 1st 2009
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Over on our disused web store, I finally got around to updating and in fact implementing the PS3 section. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes out soon, and it'll probably be a fun military shooter. But lordy lord, the PR schills at Activision need to figure a few things ...
Author: Vance
August 22nd 2009
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Tonight I was going to review Batman: Arkham Asylum, but as it installed the shop's PS3 yellow-lit. I expected it to happen earlier; I had purchased the 60GB model from some idiot who didn't treat it very well for $150 almost two years ago. Diet Mike is coming over in ...