Reflex Gamer: The Magazine: The Blog II

BLOOD BOWL, A MANLY GAME FOR MEN WHO ARE MANLY, AND MEN

I fell in love with this game in the middle of the tutorial. A little text box instructed me to tell one of my line backers to commit a foul. A right click brought a human player football player to run up to an unconscious rat man and kick him ...

Ghostbusters rocks, Anime Expo sucks. Mass Effect 2 also sucks.

The Ghostbusters game is now down to $20, with the exception of the late PSP version. Then again, only the next gen versions were worth a damn, so go pick it up now. Apparently Anime Expo just lost up to 80% or its staff, or will in the near future, because ...

LittleBigPlanet

I was going to review this game, now that I've purchased the Pirates of the Caribbean add-on. But with the inclusion of water effects and buoyancy that seems to have been planned from the start, and I can safely say that you should definitely own this one. The only thing I'm ...

A little drunken announcement

Reflex Gamer is now a bit of a misleading title. Like anybody else, we listen to music, watch movies, and drunkenly harangue police officers after they charge hobos with "trespassing" instead of "attempting to mug store owners, assault and battery, and being obvious crackheads". This website will now randomly contain ...

Bayonetta: The fine line between porn and game?

We just received Sega's PR coverage report on Bayonetta, the upcoming porno schoolteacher with the Devil May Cry schtick game for PS3 and 360. It has a couple of moist, derisive snorts from the PR blather, including the rather uncertain headline proudly blaring that "Bayonetta has the potential to be ...

When box art searches go wrong

This is easily the weirdest damn thing I've seen when trying to find DS box art to add to the store website: I'm... really not sure what it is.

It’s 2009; What century is it in Japan?

It's good to know that the ancient art of blackface isn't lost of the tiny, pasty game developers, at least.

The 360 Elite: Taking it one step at a time

For those of you thinking of getting a 360 who were delighted by Microsoft's gimping the HD cables but don't think it's quite expensive enough, then Microsoft is thinking on your level! In what's sure to become some nationally-printed story about the heartwarming tale of a retard who struggled against all ...

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2… now with a GAME!

Over on our disused web store, I finally got around to updating and in fact implementing the PS3 section. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 comes out soon, and it'll probably be a fun military shooter. But lordy lord, the PR schills at Activision need to figure a few things ...

1st Annual Wolfenstein Ass-Kissing Awards announced and held simultaneously

Tonight I was going to review Batman: Arkham Asylum, but as it installed the shop's PS3 yellow-lit. I expected it to happen earlier; I had purchased the 60GB model from some idiot who didn't treat it very well for $150 almost two years ago. Diet Mike is coming over in ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

February 22nd 2010
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Somebody seriously wrote this

"With Risen, Piranha Bytes introduces a fresh, new setting. The game’s protagonist is shipwrecked after a storm and finds himself on a mysterious island. An active volcano dominates the scene. Ancient temple ruins have recently risen from the ground, and bizarre creatures infest the island." So it's either Crysis or Serious ...
February 16th 2010
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Buck up, Sony/Free Command & Conquer games

If any of you happens to be a suicide counselor, we need you to go over to Mike's apartment. His PS3 has broken down and he's sequestered himself to his room, playing Shenmue in some kind of self-flaggelating apology to himself. We're pretty Sony-oriented over this way, but we're not ...
February 4th 2010
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BLOOD BOWL, A MANLY GAME FOR MEN WHO ARE MANLY, AND MEN

I fell in love with this game in the middle of the tutorial. A little text box instructed me to tell one of my line backers to commit a foul. A right click brought a human player football player to run up to an unconscious rat man and kick him ...
February 4th 2010
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The ultimate mantrain

Dear Wii owners, Playscope has known what you might have suspected for a while now. The time for fighting your most basic of needs is over. Let the healing begin:
February 1st 2010
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Somebody’s been playing too many videogames…

From the Wikipedia page for the 2005 Narc remake: "However, as in real life, drug use leads to consequences such as addiction, blackouts, and loss of health and reputation points"

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