I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...

Dear Wii owners, Playscope has known what you might have suspected for a while now. The time for fighting your most basic of needs is over. Let the healing begin:

All I'm asking is that you let us play the games in the arcade now, Sega. That is not too much to ask. Shenmue failed on account of being dog's ass-boring, having two thousand and eight uneventful sock drawers to look though, and forcing you to spend an entire game ...