Reflex Gamer: The Magazine: The Blog II

Resident Evil 5, a special message of hope

Mike showed up at the store the other day. I wasn't sure if he was in jail again or if I had accidentally sold him into white slavery again, but either way it was about time to start fishing through the bin of get well cards that confused old people ...

God Hand. Hell yeah.

We got more of the recently out-of-print God Hand at the store. NOW I'm excited. Playing God Hand is like strapping your face to a bottle rocket and then aiming it at your neighbor's cat, with the same net result. This game is simply one of the greatest things ever pressed ...

What did we learn this month, kids?

Don't pay money for Qore until they turn it into a Life With Playstation channel, definitely. The only useful bit of info I gleaned from that thing is that the dev team for Bionic Commando is pandering to an audience that's not quite ready for that big leap to a ...

SNES controller closeout sale

A customer who bought a Retro Duo a few weeks ago came in looking for some NES games and some new controllers, since he felt the RD's packed-in gamepads were too stiff, which is a fair assessment. I stock some brand new SNES clone controllers, so he asked how those ...

Halo soundtrack to be released to massive amounts of stifled yawns.

Just what it says. The copy-paste-insert one snarky comment experts at Kotaku have pasted the entire self-congratulatory press release so that the rest of us don't have to. It's sure to include such hits as "War Drums - Halo 1" and "War Drums - Halo 2" before moving on to ...

The website, it is a bit less desolate

You may have noticed that the store section of Reflex Gamer kind of resembles the landscape in Mad Max, except without the mohawks and a drunken Mel Gibson demanding to see some reporter's tits. We've been working on it. At this point we have finished the software sections for the PS2 ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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