Okay, I'm pissed at Steam. You should be too. Remember when Gabe Newell was promising that this would lower to cost of games to the user? Well, aside from sales, I just see Valve pocketing the difference and ordering a few dozen more turkeys to be delivered to Newell's door. As ...

The current terror alert has been lifted, and we're allowed to update again. Don't get too excited; None of us really care about this goddamn zine, and the store is in the process of waiting for the sheriff to come and possibly evict us. So far he's three weeks late. ...

"[Saboteur] is an Assassin's Creed-esque, GTA-ish adventure" I think most of us can identify the term "free-roamer" by now, stupid. Wait... wait! I feel an impression coming on. Here's me doing an impression of Kotaku!

Dear Sony, I was excited when I got my shipment of Gran Turismo for the PSP, one week late. I had been reviewing the somewhat stinky Kingdom Hearts for the DS, and tossed the system with such force that it legally destroyed my dog. This was no fey Totilo toss; that ...

A few weeks ago I made a point of addressing Kotaku's transparent shilling for Project Natal.  At the epicenter of that heroic grab for the 2009 Keighley Prize for Self-serving Douchebaggery was one Stephen Totilo. His latest attempt to curry corporate favor is, if nothing else, surprising, as Sony rarely fills ...

Geoff Keighley, consummate game critic wait that's not on his profile anymore G4 television producer whore, has taken time out of his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on his website to taking time out from his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on Wikipedia to ...

It seems that any danger Kotaku was in of appearing as a credible, unbiased source of gaming news has been thrown right out the window. This just days after attempted-comedian Jimmy Fallon devoted NBC airtime to shilling for Microsoft's Project Natal and Xbox 360.  Kotaku was sure to cover that too...four ...

Forgive this indulgence, in an unkind week it's a small satisfaction to be had at the expense of 360 fanboys: "This is the inevitable port of Metal Gear Solid 4 for the 360." "The green color and the (universal) power symbol clearly indicate a 360 title." And this: But no, in spite of overwhelming ...

Okay, I kind of guessed the reason why my message on your forums was moderated, but now that I realize you erase any comments and lock any threads involving "the other console", I can safely say you're a big fucking baby. Okay, I realize that's probably a measure to stave ...

Logging onto my PSN account tonight to see how many dicks my two online friends had added to our Little Big Planet level, I noticed that Sony was giving away Qore issue number seven for free. And it's about time, I say. Sony, you need to just make the whole ...