The calls asking if we have sports games at the shop tend to start three weeks before they're released and stop two days before they're released. The best part? Not carrying them so we don't lose buckets of money. People are DESPERATE to play pretend football, especially, and the only way ...

Wondering if you should pick up the freshly-minted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game on XBLA? In the spirit of the amount of energy used to bring you this game, we're copying stuff said in IRC to bring you the most comprehensive review a gestalt entity can. "IGN gave the game 5.9, ...

Let's just get this bullshit over with, daddy's got a migraine the size of a great dane. Sacred 2 What the FUCK? Did somebody's college project to put Diablo in 3D, except shitty, get a next gen facelift? Kill five bandits, take this to that dude down the road, slowly insert sword ...

Like Matt Peckham of former gaming website 1up.com, we only spend fifteen minutes playing a game before judging it for your consumption. Unlike him, we admit it. Enjoy. Need for Speed: Undercover Assorted thoughts as they occured to me: *To quote the penultimate episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000; "Here's your loser actor ...