If any of you happens to be a suicide counselor, we need you to go over to Mike's apartment. His PS3 has broken down and he's sequestered himself to his room, playing Shenmue in some kind of self-flaggelating apology to himself. We're pretty Sony-oriented over this way, but we're not ...

What the hell, Sony? Low- to mid-level distributors are currently bitching about an attach rate applied to PS3 systems, with Sony requiring a number of accessories to be purchases per system. Which means that your Christmas PS3s are coming from Target or Gamestop or Wal-Mart with very few variations. Hey kids, ...

I don't like strategy games. In a recent post, I stated that I owned Battletech as a youth. Like many people I owned it, but never got around to playing it. Oh yes, I read the entire rulebook, set up a board, even found somebody insane enough to try and ...

We tend to avoid posting news segments here. I'm way too far removed from caring about breaking news (I own a game store and I only heard about the PS3 Slim three days after it released) and Mike is... well. I have no idea. He posted on Kotaku until they ...

This is going to be kind of awkward, but the federal marshals have suggested we update more often. Mostly this legal imperative is an attempt to keep us out of trouble, as Mike's back in jail and I've been officially ordered never to pin the dog to the floor on ...