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Metal Gear Solid Touch announced for iPhone, 360 fanboys implode

Forgive this indulgence, in an unkind week it's a small satisfaction to be had at the expense of 360 fanboys: "This is the inevitable port of Metal Gear Solid 4 for the 360." "The green color and the (universal) power symbol clearly indicate a 360 title." And this: But no, in spite of overwhelming ...

Do not change the name of this game

I will buy this game if you do not change the damn name: (Make clicky for larger images) On the upside, it's giving "grrl" gamers with hideous online handles something to bitch about now that the old semen has crusted over on the Jade Raymond "scandal". Both sources cited by ...

The final word, if you don’t count the billions of fanboy jihads on the intertubes.

A source within Konami that I am damn well not going to name has spoken to me personally; the new Metal Gear is definitely not headed for the 360. Konami's parent company in Japan is being tight-lipped enough so that we're not sure exactly what system it will end up ...

More on Metal Gear: Mystery Meat

Konami has updated their logo. Mike's bizarre cocktail of modular logic and wishful thinking has failed him. The game is going to the 360. (Actually, a consumer whore friend who owns the DS-i confirmed their power button does a cutesy "i" play on the typical power button symbol, so smart money ...

New Metal Gear Teased, Idiocy Happens

So far this is all the "information" Konami has blessed us with regarding the next entry in the Metal Gear franchise.  This has not stopped enthusiastic posters on sites such as Kotaku and NeoGAF from engaging in a fanboyish feeding frenzy of speculation...that it's definitely coming to the 360.  The ...

Half-Life gets a half-relevant update

Tired of playing the original 1998 Half-Life with its outdated 1996 graphics? Well, soon you'll be able to play a modern fan update with the rapidly outdated 2004 Source engine! All sarcasm aside, the trailer (see below) looks absolutely pro quality, and it's not like Half-Life would be a very faithful ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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