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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...

Dear Square-Enix,

Nice background. Your cover art skills are matched only by the recent cherry bombs you've dropped down the gaming toilet. Here's hoping you didn't switch to the DirectX code base for this one.

Guitar Hero: Van Halen song list

Here's what they gave us: Van Halen Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love And The Cradle Will Rock Atomic Punk Beautiful Girls Cathedral (Solo) Dance the Night Away Eruption (Solo) Everybody Wants Some!! Feel Your Love Tonight Hang ‘Em High Hear About It Later Hot For Teacher I’m The One Ice Cream Man Jamie’s Cryin’ Jump Little Guitars Loss of Control Mean Street Panama Pretty Woman Romeo Delight Runnin’ With the Devil So This Is Love? Somebody Get ...

Way of the Samurai 3 post-release preview

While I haven't spent enough time with the latest in the sandbox samurai series, I know it's not gripping me as much as the first game did. It's more confusing to navigate and doesn't really offer up much more than the original. What I do know is this: Developers, you are ...

Muramasa: I’ll trade your amnesia for my deja vu

"Muramasa follows the story of Kisuke, a fugitive who has lost his memory, including that of a crime that he committed and Momohime, a lithe female ronin possessed by a dark spirit..." This is where I stopped reading. Garnering favorable comparisons to the pretty damn cool Odin Sphere, it sounds ...

Fair and balanced, on some PR schill’s pulsating member

Geoff Keighley, consummate game critic wait that's not on his profile anymore G4 television producer whore, has taken time out of his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on his website to taking time out from his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on Wikipedia to ...

Devil May Cry, only more literary!

Okay, maybe I'm being overly cynical from my repeated exposure to some of the most vile licensed shit imaginable, but making some kind of violent video game based on Dante's Inferno strikes me as fairly stupid. Not like hardcore CRPG players who are so smart they can thoroughly judge a ...

What did we learn this month, kids?

Don't pay money for Qore until they turn it into a Life With Playstation channel, definitely. The only useful bit of info I gleaned from that thing is that the dev team for Bionic Commando is pandering to an audience that's not quite ready for that big leap to a ...

So I might actually buy this

My continuing problems getting PSN to recognize my fucking bank card aside, I normally refuse to purchase game add-ons and I've told friends, neighbors, and random strangers at the deli who are waiting for their order and can't quickly move away from me that the day games use content download ...

Halo Wars to gamers: Hello? Are you there?

Halo Wars: So epic that they had to reannounce the release date! Or maybe they're realizing that an RTS caters to Halo fans about as well as free soda appeals to a busload of diabetic Mormons. Halo Wars' anticipated sales of four entire units consist of two confused Halo fans ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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