Nice background. Your cover art skills are matched only by the recent cherry bombs you've dropped down the gaming toilet. Here's hoping you didn't switch to the DirectX code base for this one.

Here's what they gave us: Van Halen Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Love And The Cradle Will Rock Atomic Punk Beautiful Girls Cathedral (Solo) Dance the Night Away Eruption (Solo) Everybody Wants Some!! Feel Your Love Tonight Hang ‘Em High Hear About It Later Hot For Teacher I’m The One Ice Cream Man Jamie’s Cryin’ Jump Little Guitars Loss of Control Mean Street Panama Pretty Woman Romeo Delight Runnin’ With the Devil So This Is Love? Somebody Get ...

While I haven't spent enough time with the latest in the sandbox samurai series, I know it's not gripping me as much as the first game did. It's more confusing to navigate and doesn't really offer up much more than the original. What I do know is this: Developers, you are ...

"Muramasa follows the story of Kisuke, a fugitive who has lost his memory, including that of a crime that he committed and Momohime, a lithe female ronin possessed by a dark spirit..." This is where I stopped reading. Garnering favorable comparisons to the pretty damn cool Odin Sphere, it sounds ...

Geoff Keighley, consummate game critic wait that's not on his profile anymore G4 television producer whore, has taken time out of his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on his website to taking time out from his busy schedule of writing nice things about himself on Wikipedia to ...

Okay, maybe I'm being overly cynical from my repeated exposure to some of the most vile licensed shit imaginable, but making some kind of violent video game based on Dante's Inferno strikes me as fairly stupid. Not like hardcore CRPG players who are so smart they can thoroughly judge a ...

Don't pay money for Qore until they turn it into a Life With Playstation channel, definitely. The only useful bit of info I gleaned from that thing is that the dev team for Bionic Commando is pandering to an audience that's not quite ready for that big leap to a ...

My continuing problems getting PSN to recognize my fucking bank card aside, I normally refuse to purchase game add-ons and I've told friends, neighbors, and random strangers at the deli who are waiting for their order and can't quickly move away from me that the day games use content download ...

Halo Wars: So epic that they had to reannounce the release date! Or maybe they're realizing that an RTS caters to Halo fans about as well as free soda appeals to a busload of diabetic Mormons. Halo Wars' anticipated sales of four entire units consist of two confused Halo fans ...

Forgive this indulgence, in an unkind week it's a small satisfaction to be had at the expense of 360 fanboys: "This is the inevitable port of Metal Gear Solid 4 for the 360." "The green color and the (universal) power symbol clearly indicate a 360 title." And this: But no, in spite of overwhelming ...