Mike and I are suffering from the usual post-celebration depression. Usually we take the lows with a Zen-like belief that the good times are soon to follow again. But now we're stuck with the problem of how the good times will ever match a bender celebrating the cancellation of the ...

Jack Thompson, former superattorney responsible for one sustatained, thirty year attempt at fisting the First Amendment, had an e-mail address that basically satirized his entire career. Now that he's been properly dunked in the justice tank and bisbarred, I'd urge you not to be petty. Don't write him. Don't rub it ...

I'm dragging myself out of bed and downing enough Robotussin to stun Rush Limbaugh for five seconds for an important update; We have ourselves a brand spanking new store. Mike and I took the midnight train and plied our business partner with Pabst Blue Ribbon until he couldn't quite remember ...

While YOU were getting another pair of socks and a used copy of Madden '05 for Christmas, we were celebrating like the druids and setting fire to just about every Denny's dumb enough to testify about their crimes against food in the Yellow Pages. We were going to celebrate in ...

Courtesy of Mike: "Since when are the VGA Awards something that people mention without adding a tiny snicker at the end?" I'm guessing when they were hosted by Samuel L. "Motherfucking" Jackson. This year they're going or went with Jack Black, who I'm guessing will fulfill/has fulfilled his usual roll of ...

Konami has updated their logo. Mike's bizarre cocktail of modular logic and wishful thinking has failed him. The game is going to the 360. (Actually, a consumer whore friend who owns the DS-i confirmed their power button does a cutesy "i" play on the typical power button symbol, so smart money ...

Just a filler compilation of kids acting like douchebags over gaming.