Did you know that the gaming media's artistic short bus makes content other than Zero Punctuation and whining that people are posting Zero Punctuation vids on Youtube and thus robbing them of ad dollars? Speaking of which, go to their website right now so that they can masturbate directly into your ...

It seems that any danger Kotaku was in of appearing as a credible, unbiased source of gaming news has been thrown right out the window. This just days after attempted-comedian Jimmy Fallon devoted NBC airtime to shilling for Microsoft's Project Natal and Xbox 360.  Kotaku was sure to cover that too...four ...

You probably already know that Ziff-Davis sold off 1up.com to the smaller, somehow shittier IGN that is UGO. You probably know they couldn't find any takers for gay lifestyle magazine EGM and have decided to close it down. What you haven't heard is how ecstatic I am about it. For ...

Godawful article titles are nothing new to the gaming industry. Everybody's a fucking comedian, when you get right down to it, and it's always amateur night. So when the somehow non-defunct Blue's News came up with the proto-zinger "Saw Game Axed" earlier today, it was immediately regurgitated by a few ...

With a heaping helping of Buzzword Watch thrown in: "This ain't your Grandpa's favorite board game! "Chess Crusade" brings and [sic] edgy and exhilarating twist to the most popular and timeless strategy game ever created. Two cartoon-style medieval armies take to the checkered battlefield in a classic game of chess. As ...

Head honcho of overly beefy character game-maker Epic (Formerly Epic Megagames, soon to be known as Games when that old truth in advertising thing kicks in) decided to open fire on the general public with the beams of pure crazy that fire from his mouth whenever he speaks, stating that ...