Hey kids, remember how Nintendo stated that the DS was not going to replace the GameBoy Advance line and that you’d continue to see releases for the GBA? Well they’re not replacing the DS with DSi in the same exact fashion. Fortunately, most of you think Nintendo’s shit tastes like candy, so this isn’t likely to cause much consternation when that particular turd drops straight onto the area between your left eye and your nose.

Dear customers: This is Little Tokyo, not Look Like a Dickville. Please refrain from wearing Naruto headbands or carrying wooden katanas. While we’re at it, don’t wear those “Looking for a Japanese girlfriend” t-shirts unless you’re actually Japanese and into the irony. Any one of these things makes me find more than I already have in an attempt to not speak to you or make eye contact. And I have more than enough work to do without committing another two sins in my brain.

Seriously, what the fuck.

“My DSi doesn’t shut down when I leave Pictochat! Progress!”

At last, functionality we should have had when the GameBoy DS was originally released. No, that’s not a typo. Nintendo promised you the DS was not going to replace the GameBoy. And they promised the DSi will not replace the DS. Hope you enjoy forced consumer whore-ism.