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God Hand. Hell yeah.

We got more of the recently out-of-print God Hand at the store. NOW I'm excited. Playing God Hand is like strapping your face to a bottle rocket and then aiming it at your neighbor's cat, with the same net result. This game is simply one of the greatest things ever pressed ...

Well that’s cute

Checking on today's special orders for a few friends who ordered stuff from the shop. One item was Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 Premium Edition. Apparently my distributor saw fit to spell out most of the main title and lump the remainder into a block of letters and numbers. So ...

Accidental Game Porn: Chrono Trigger and Call of Duty: World at War

One reason modern games suck is that you can't dictate custom names so much anymore. Thus you are robbed of gems like this: I wish I had some kind of capture device, so you'll have to take my word for this next one: In World at War, one level opens with ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

March 10th 2010
Tags: Seething Hatred, Steam One Comment

I didn’t want to have to do this…

Okay, I'm pissed at Steam. You should be too. Remember when Gabe Newell was promising that this would lower to cost of games to the user? Well, aside from sales, I just see Valve pocketing the difference and ordering a few dozen more turkeys to be delivered to Newell's door. As ...
February 22nd 2010
Tags: Buzzword Watch 2 Comments

Somebody seriously wrote this

"With Risen, Piranha Bytes introduces a fresh, new setting. The game’s protagonist is shipwrecked after a storm and finds himself on a mysterious island. An active volcano dominates the scene. Ancient temple ruins have recently risen from the ground, and bizarre creatures infest the island." So it's either Crysis or Serious ...
February 16th 2010
Tags: Free stuff, PS3 No Comments

Buck up, Sony/Free Command & Conquer games

If any of you happens to be a suicide counselor, we need you to go over to Mike's apartment. His PS3 has broken down and he's sequestered himself to his room, playing Shenmue in some kind of self-flaggelating apology to himself. We're pretty Sony-oriented over this way, but we're not ...
February 4th 2010
Tags: Uncategorized, reviews No Comments

BLOOD BOWL, A MANLY GAME FOR MEN WHO ARE MANLY, AND MEN

I fell in love with this game in the middle of the tutorial. A little text box instructed me to tell one of my line backers to commit a foul. A right click brought a human player football player to run up to an unconscious rat man and kick him ...
February 4th 2010
Tags: Wii, trailers No Comments

The ultimate mantrain

Dear Wii owners, Playscope has known what you might have suspected for a while now. The time for fighting your most basic of needs is over. Let the healing begin:

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