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Microsoft makes you an offer you can’t understand

Those crazy, Jew-hating Microsoft boys are at it again with yet more ways to offload the 360 Elite, now by making a rebate offer more complex than requesting a waiver at the city courthouse: • Consumer goes to:  www.xbox.com/eliterebate/ • Consumer gets a code from above site and then clicks ...

Luke Plunkett Genius Watch

"Whether you think the new Avatar marketplace on the 360 is a great way to customise your online persona or a stupid waste of everyone's time and money, you'll probably want to take a look at the wardrobe options." Another day, another thirty nebulously-written press releases from our special bus friends at ...

Would you like some gargle with that blowjob?

It seems that any danger Kotaku was in of appearing as a credible, unbiased source of gaming news has been thrown right out the window. This just days after attempted-comedian Jimmy Fallon devoted NBC airtime to shilling for Microsoft's Project Natal and Xbox 360.  Kotaku was sure to cover that too...four ...

Halo Wars/Whores/Bores

"It’s fan service, definitely, but not ill-conceived or exploitative in any way." -games(TM) on Halo Wars, proving why game reviewers shouldn't get ambitious. Right, confession. I fucking hate Halo. Sure, it was an adequate shooter when it was released at the beginning of the millenium, but a steadfast refusal on Bungie's part ...

360 reaches one million dead units; Festive red unit to be released

Joystiq released the above hi-res screenshot from the depths of their jpg bin of frightening erotica to produce a story that trumps even Kotaku's amazing and exclusive reportings on Cliffy B's insane opinions of game controllers; the 360 is going red. While it looks like it's merely been placed under a shitty ...

RG:TM:TB2

An online magazine spouting off like a broken faucet of opinion and information right into your damned faces.

Syndicate

May 9th 2010
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Sunday SKUs

Because I would like to keep the business alive so I don't have to get a real job, I'm going to start informing you of all the new stuff coming out and I will link to it. Free slow boat shipping on anything $30 or over, as soon as I ...
May 8th 2010
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Red Dead Redemption to possibly not suck as much as first game

I know I'm bitter and alone in considering Red Dead Revolver to be a cumbersome, bulky, unplayable shooter, and I'm fine with that. I don't have to experience you guys do nailing total cows at last call. But I'm always game to give a Western-themed game a second shot. So ...
May 7th 2010
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I like big behinds…

I suck. I've moved twice in the last month, the last time involving pitchforks and fire, and my nigga 4 life Mike has been back in his home of Chicago, apparently too blissful or too good to reply to any messages or subpoenas sent his way. The store website is ...
April 17th 2010
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3D Dot Game Heroes

Hand me a cigarette because I just came.
March 29th 2010
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DOA Paradise

Well, we tried. We tried and tried, we said a lot of bad words, we verbally abused any of you stupid enough to enjoy Halo 3 aka Halo 1.2, but we have lost the war. Despite Tecmo's main fucking retard Itagaki being placed in cryogenic stasis to relegate him to a ...

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