For those of you thinking of getting a 360 who were delighted by Microsoft’s gimping the HD cables but don’t think it’s quite expensive enough, then Microsoft is thinking on your level!

In what’s sure to become some nationally-printed story about the heartwarming tale of a retard who struggled against all odds and got a position of some importance at Microsoft, somebody’s decided to take the neglected Elite, throw in a second controller and Modern Warfare 2, then give you the bundle at the price this would all cost you separate, except minus ten dollars. That’s right, this piece of gaming paradise will cost you $400, which is a bargain compared to the new 120GB PS3 which would costs you about $410 with a second controller and the same game. Take an extended lunch break, Microsoft. You’ve earned it. When you’re done drinking your milk you can throw the bottles against each others’ heads and pick at your elbow scabs.

Or, as Kotaku would say in their own, indie cred-earning way; “Gamers are in for a real treat! Thanks, Microsoft!”