Luke Plunkett Genius Watch
Another day, another thirty nebulously-written press releases from our special bus friends at Kotaku (who isn’t sick of these corporate mouthpieces?). This time it’s Luke Plunkett telling you that if you don’t give a shit about customizing your Mii ripoff, YOU’RE GONNA LOVE THESE FAKE CLOTHES. Click anywhere on the idiotic quote to be taken to the Gamer’s Guide on How to Sell Out.
Aug 10th 2009
Most of the fellows at Kotaku are made of up of near-equal proportions of used car salseman and homosexual wombat. Clearly, market share equates to quality in their narrow, little minds as you watch them shill with the subtlety of drunken elephants in a library.
Aug 11th 2009
Well, it happened earlier than I expected. Somebody posted whose turn of phrase I have to respect instead of snickering at.
And I have to point out that there’s no problem with drunkenness, aside from the part at the end. And the part where you wake up next to James Caan. And maybe the part where your Vietnamese model girlfriend walks in right after you wake up next to James Caan.