In our review of Resident Evil 5, we referred to the writers of Kotaku as sex gods. We meant to write “sex offenders”. We’re sorry for any confusion.

Comic Shop Guy quote of the day: “ALL Pokemon are sexy”. With a straight face.

Stupid expo rats of the day: Asking if we had Final Fantasy VI on the DS and then talking down at us when we told them it didn’t exist. If you’re going to act like a dripping cocksnot, don’t be dressed up as Pikachu and don’t be a pimply dweeb girl. It just makes you look like something that should be put down at the vet.