For those of you who have the misfortune to know us in real life, Reflex Gamer: The Store: The Legacy has moved locations! We are now at…

319 E. 2nd Street #104
Los Angeles, CA 90012

Come visit. We’re building on top of some old nostalgia shop/shithole, but we have a few new toys such as…

The Headache MegaStorm Engine 3000, or Nintendo Virtual Boy, or Crap for short, is the only reason the detention center at Guantanamo Bay can meet its lawfully required leisure quota. Here you see Jackie enjoying it for the three minutes before she started screaming “Oh god, I hate my eyes!” over and over and tearing chunks of her scalp out. I’m only making the very last part up, mind you.

Hot, sexy pictures of the old Commodore 128s and Apple IIes to follow.