Just what it says. The copy-paste-insert one snarky comment experts at Kotaku have pasted the entire self-congratulatory press release so that the rest of us don’t have to. It’s sure to include such hits as “War Drums – Halo 1″ and “War Drums – Halo 2″ before moving on to such timeless classics as “Vaguely Generic Synth Military Cadence” before launching into the bonus tracks of “SURPRISE! We Didn’t Include an Ending!” and “Applying This Awesome Alien Sheen to the Human Models Makes Everybody Look Sick, But Let’s Keep it in Halo 2 Anyway”.

Halo: So much fun you don't even have to plug in the system!