All I’m asking is that you let us play the games in the arcade now, Sega. That is not too much to ask. Shenmue failed on account of being dog’s ass-boring, having two thousand and eight uneventful sock drawers to look though, and forcing you to spend an entire game trying to get a boat ticket with occasional breaks to pet a kitten and race unresponsive forklifts for crappy toy prizes. Space Harrier is still awesome and you should give up the goods. My overblown, American sense of self-indulgence isn’t going to feed itself. Well… it will, but… you know what I mean.