One reason modern games suck is that you can’t dictate custom names so much anymore. Thus you are robbed of gems like this:

I wish I had some kind of capture device, so you’ll have to take my word for this next one: In World at War, one level opens with your squad leader yelling “Tojo’s got a tight hole!” Maybe it’s just me, but that was noteworthy. A quick Google search leads me to believe I’m the only one who thinks so. As usual.

Alternately, you can go with game porn that was made completely on purpose with this timeless classic.